{"id":1910,"date":"2010-06-25T07:45:53","date_gmt":"2010-06-25T12:45:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/staging.communify.me\/newvinegrowing\/?p=1910"},"modified":"2019-06-07T13:41:58","modified_gmt":"2019-06-07T17:41:58","slug":"blow-drier-bathtub-does-not-jacuzzi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/staging.communify.me\/newvinegrowing\/blow-drier-bathtub-does-not-jacuzzi\/","title":{"rendered":"Blow drier + bathtub does not = Jacuzzi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Or: Lessons learned the hard way from ideas that sounded good at the time<\/strong><br \/>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1912\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1912\" style=\"width: 368px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-1912\" href=\"https:\/\/staging.communify.me\/newvinegrowing\/2010\/06\/25\/blow-drier-bathtub-does-not-jacuzzi\/hair-drier-tag\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1912  \" title=\"hair drier tag\" src=\"https:\/\/staging.communify.me\/newvinegrowing\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/hair-drier-tag.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"368\" height=\"277\" srcset=\"https:\/\/staging.communify.me\/newvinegrowing\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/hair-drier-tag.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/staging.communify.me\/newvinegrowing\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/hair-drier-tag-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/staging.communify.me\/newvinegrowing\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/hair-drier-tag-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/staging.communify.me\/newvinegrowing\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/hair-drier-tag-370x278.jpg 370w, https:\/\/staging.communify.me\/newvinegrowing\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/hair-drier-tag-770x578.jpg 770w, https:\/\/staging.communify.me\/newvinegrowing\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/hair-drier-tag-600x450.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 368px) 100vw, 368px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1912\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">These warning tags aim to make the bathtub as frightening as the electric chair.<\/figcaption><\/figure><br \/>\nWhen I use hair driers in hotels, I&#8217;m frequently hypnotized by the giant warning tag they all have.<br \/>\nYou know the one &#8212; it warns you in bold red letters not to immerse your blow drier in a tub of water.<br \/>\nFor years, I&#8217;ve stared at that sign and wondered who thinks we&#8217;re so stupid we need to be warned not to submerge a 2,000-watt electrical appliance.<br \/>\nRecently, though, I finally saw it the other way.<br \/>\nI imagined standing there drying my hair, wishing I had one of those fancy Jacuzzi tubs. All I have is the plain old boring bathtub but it sure would be nice if I could sit in some hot water and have those blowers all around making bubbles.<br \/>\nThe light bulb goes on. The only thing my bathtub is lacking is the blower jets that push water around. In my hand is a device that pushes air around really fast.<br \/>\nWhat if &#8230;<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not like I&#8217;ve never had an idea that seemed genius at the time that later turned out to be laughably ridiculous.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/staging.communify.me\/newvinegrowing\/2010\/05\/15\/what-life-lesson-did-you-learn-the-hard-way\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Recently I asked for input on lessons you learned the hard way.<\/a><br \/>\nAs if it&#8217;s not bad enough to have to suffer through a big mistake in life, my ego really gets bruised when I thought I was doing the right thing. Not those situations where you sort of know the risk, decide to give it a go anyway, and just like you pretty much expected, it doesn&#8217;t work. No, you evaluate your choices and think to yourself &#8220;That&#8217;s the way!&#8221;<br \/>\n&lt;bellyflop sound&gt;<br \/>\n<strong>Example #1:<\/strong> Taking my mom&#8217;s car someplace I wasn&#8217;t supposed to be while she was out of town. Surely since I was such a good driver, and essentially a good kid, what could be the harm? I was 16, practically an adult and capable of smart choices. Until I totaled my mom&#8217;s car and was hospitalized for several days. The accident wasn&#8217;t my fault, but being there at the time was. Hmm, you mean disobeying a direct order can have consequences you couldn&#8217;t possibly foresee?<br \/>\n&lt;Wa-wa-waaaa&gt;<br \/>\n<strong>Example #2:<\/strong> Getting engaged to my ex-fiance. I had not yet learned the important  lesson that loving someone does not mean you are a good fit for each  other long haul, so he proposed and I giddily said yes.<br \/>\n&lt;Cue  sound of dynamite&gt;<br \/>\n<strong>Example #3:<\/strong> Taking a job because the title and the pay sounded good, even as my gut told me something might not be right. Oh, that&#8217;s just nerves because everyone gets a little intimidated when they&#8217;re taking an exciting new job, right?<br \/>\n&lt;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.qwizx.com\/gssfx\/usa\/tpirhorns.wav\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Did you ever watch The Price is Right?<\/a>&gt;<br \/>\n<strong>Have you ever had a great idea &#8212; that wasn&#8217;t? And what did you learn from your mistake?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or: Lessons learned the hard way from ideas that sounded good at the time When I use hair driers in hotels, I&#8217;m frequently hypnotized by the giant warning tag they all have. You know the one &#8212; it warns you in bold red letters not to immerse your blow drier in a tub of water. 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